Translator: He says some camelmen came across the border and are
eating his sheep's grass.
Field Analyst: I better alert the task force. (Grabs Radio) Task
Force, this is ground. Got some fast movers coming across my grid.
Task Force: Roger, sending up a Predator UAV now.
(In Task Force HQ - Giant TV screen shows Predator feed)
Analyst 1: Sir, looks like we got a camel convoy coming across the Euphrates
Commander: Better send a ground assault force.
(Later an assault force meets up with the convoy)
Soldier 1: Halt, identify yourself.
Wise Man: We are Wise Men from the East.
Soldier 2: What are you doing here?
Wise Man: We are on our way to meet our Savior.
Soldier 1: Better get on the horn, we got some Mahdi freaks. What do
you have here?
Wise Man: Gold, frankincense, and myrrh
Soldier 2: Where are you going with these goods?
Wise Man: To Bethlehem.
Solider 1: (On the radio) Command, we got some Iranian Mahdits on
their way to give supplies to Palestinians. Request orders.
Radio: Detain them.
2 comments:
Oh, dear. Are you being ironic? Is Iraq getting to you?
I think it's supposed to be good natured humor :-)
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